Retirement Towel Cake How Often Do You Tie A Towel Around Yer Neck, Pretend It's A Cape, And 'fly' Around The House?

How often do you tie a towel around yer neck, pretend it's a cape, and 'fly' around the house? - retirement towel cake

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